|So centered and yogic and not at all thinking about hotties.|
Are you are visualizing your Thursday night outfit and hoping that you can make eyes at that hottie bartender that you were chatting up last week? Good for you, girlfriend. Have a drink for me. Vodka-soda, twist of lime, thanks.
If you know anything about me, it's that I love talking about relationships and dating and relaying to you all the juiciest details about my breakups. Why? Because I overshare on the internet. Wahoo!
So if you like to scope out potential mates at the yoga studio (come on, all that Lycra? Someone's gotta be getting laid, ifyouknowwhatimsayin) pop on over to YOGANONYMOUS and read my thoughts on why, if you're trying to date me, don't ever, ever, ever ask to come to yoga class.